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bonerfart:

Fun prank to pull on your chums: Invite them over and tell them dinner will be spaghetti. When it’s time for dinner, serve instead a bowl of linguini. You will delight in their utter bewilderment!

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its-a-work-of-art:

hathooks:

its-a-work-of-art:

I haven’t had a cigarette in 2days and I kinda wanna punch someone in the face…

We can punch eachother

Deal, I told you earlier you could punch me for ruining your lunch

I ate that lunch anyway. It was delicious.

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When professors try to do more than go over the syllabus the first day of class

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desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

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gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

Dammit I want that costume

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