Fun prank to pull on your chums: Invite them over and tell them dinner will be spaghetti. When it’s time for dinner, serve instead a bowl of linguini. You will delight in their utter bewilderment!
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
Dammit I want that costume